OMG
SONIC TEH HEDGEHOG SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!



There once was a Hedgehog named Sonic and he became a she because (s)he thought it would be a good idea.



She wandered around the planet with her Cheetos™ until she came accross Knuckles, who ironically became a she too. (goddamned copycat)



Knuckles: Hey, give me some of those tastey Cheeto's or I'll go play some violent video games, kill you and then sue your ass. (sega's ass)

Sonic: As if!

Just then, Tails came to the rescue!



Tails: I'll help! I totally brought Shadow with me... Shadow is now a hot girl! *shudders*



Sonic: OMG I wich I hadn't become a girl.. Now I will collect the seven emeralds and go postal (like the game) on you all



Shadow: I totally stole your Cheetos and now i'm naked in them O.o

Sonic: **GOES SUPER SONIC**



Sonic: NOW I AM THE ULTIMATE SUPER THING!!!! EEEIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!



*PLANETEER ALERT*





THE END?????

i hope...